I Saw Dave Amerika!

Reported Dave Sightings

Where

Microsoft!! He was hanging around bldg 43 to watch the http://www.honeyspots.com concert! (buy the album now!)

Also, he was wearing sweatpants.

When: Wed 3/29
With: all the people watching the honeyspots.  but he came to the show alone.
Words: I spoke to him.  I commented on his sweatpants and he was embarrassed.  He mentioned something about a Seinfeld episode where George said "wearing sweatpants is like giving up on life" or something like that.
Demeanor: Attitude? seemed good.  Tho he neglected to mention he had just bought a boat!
Photo: no, dammit!
Who: Smilin' J

Where

Kirkland waterfront. He was unshowered and unshaven. He wore his famous gray sweatpants that only come down half-way across his skinny calves.

When: 3/26/00
With: with one of his groupies
Words: How much do you want for these 2 waterfront lots?
Demeanor: giddy... almost dizzy
Photo:
Who: the groupie

Where

victoria's secret

When: the mall opened
With: alone with shades on
Words: i prefer the lacy stuff
Demeanor: drunk
Photo: rating not qualified for this site
Who: mall security

Note: site editors question the validity of this posting.  However, we don't question that it's a plausible-- even likely-- scenario.

Where

Outside the MS Company store

When: 1/14/00
With: solo
Words: "I'm going to the club."
Demeanor: bored
Who: skippy

Where

Hooters! I'm not kidding!

When: 3/14/00
With: with a short dude
Words: mostly couldn't hear.  I think I heard him exclaim "mama-licka-booboo-day"
Demeanor: seemed happy
Who: the wingman

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